Goot eeeevening! I am...Count Catula!
Just kidding! Did I scare you? Hope so! Happy Hallowe'en! Was my cheesey Transylvanian accent good? I bet it was 'cause I just had some cheese. Actually, I don't want to drink your blood. I want to have some turkey!
And really, Hallowe'en isn't my favorite holiday. Thanksgiving is. 'Cause, y'know....turkey.
Much as I hate to admit it, Ivy was a better Hallowe'en cat than I am. She had that whole sinister black (and white...never figured that out...) cat thing going...that "blend into the night 'cause I'm a ninja" stuff. Never trusted her...<grumble grumble> but hey, she did keep Hallowe'en locked down here at Chez Ranger.
What was THAT!?!? omg...omg...omg...I'm staying under here 'til it's safe out there! Not that I'm scared or anything....just cautious! Very, very, very cautious. You guys have a fun, safe Hallowe'en. Look out for any cats you come across and help keep 'em safe. And if you get any unwanted turkey in your treat bags, you know where to send it!