Maddie was curious about why her bed was a bit underdressed yesterday.
Well, Miss, it's in the washer. 'Cause someone hacked up a sizable hairball on it. Along with most of someone's breakfast.
Hairball? Huh, wonder who could have done that. Hope you're not hiding another cat around here.
Umm...no. It was *not* another cat.
One of the best nicknames I've ever heard for a cat was "The Duke of Hurl".