Greetings from the world of dangerous Vegetation. We have here a series of photos of an entirely new species of carnivorous plants. This one seems to have mutated into a form that allows it to prey upon unsuspecting household animals. Behold, the Venus Cat Trap, cleverly 
mimicking a common bed...
In this photo, the bed has succeeded in trapping the local representative of felis domesticus. As you can tell, the victim is struggling to extricate herself from the grip of the vicious predatory plant.
Ack! Help! I'm being eaten! This isn't supposed to happen to me! I'm at the TOP of the food chain!
This next photo shows the victim in the penultimate stage of consumption. Note how the Cat Trap Plant has almost totally swallowed the innocent animal...
This last photo shows the Venus Cat Trap in the preliminary stages of digesting it's hapless prey. Strangely enough, upon close examination during this event, there seems to be a faint noise emitted from the vicinity of the lump. A strange "purrpurrpurr" is heard, and a rumbling, uncatalogued by modern science is felt beneath the skin of this rapacious vegetative predator...
As a note to lovers of Cats everywhere: No cats were harmed or harassed in the making of this photo-documentary. Unable to bear the loss of such a wonderful feline, this camera crew violated all rules of journalistic objectivity and freed the captive kitty, reduced the Cat Trap to a harmless state, and rode off into the sunset, victorious. We close with a shot of the cat, in peaceful repose, atop her defeated tormentor.
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