Inefficient Use of Resources

Cats are quite smart most of the time.  There are some times, however, that their humans don't realize how clever the cat is at the moment.  Example:

I notice Maddie crashed out in the sunpuddle.  I say "Maddie, you're making inefficient use of your resources.  You should turn 90 degrees and the sun will flow all over you, from tip to tail."  The response?

Dude.  I only want to warm my head and my tummy.  The rest of me is fine.  If I turned 90 degrees I'd be wasting precious solars.

So you see, this is the IDEAL position to crash in.  Paws and tail cool, back warmed through close contact with sunned areas, and tummy and head quite toasty.  Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

And thus, this conversation ends the way so many others do.  With a heartfelt "Silly me." from the human.

 

Comments

[da tabbies o trout towne]

maddie....ya noe....we wunder R selves sum times... if peepulz act shoe a lee builded de pyramids... ore if in fact it wuz uz catz.....

frum wear we sit, which iz just south oh ewe, we can cleer lee see de aspect ta heet ratio on said kitteh....bein ewe....iz what it shuld bee at that given minit ....

de food serviss peepulz heer in TT are just az silly...

hope ewe haza happee burd free easturr anda grate week a head !!