Pretty much the norm at ChezRanger, ever since we adopted Daisy Destructo and the Gray Tail of Doom. Seriously, this cat is why we can't have nice things.
But sometimes the Tail of Doom has nothing to do with the violence. Sometimes it's the teeth and claws, both front and back, that do the damage. And Daisy is quite opportunistic in her attempts to vent her rage. Case in point: we accidentally left a new paper towel roll where she could easily get to it (easily, by violating one of the human rules that she knows full well!). Behold the results!

Really, there should have been crime scene tape around the kitchen. It was brutal.
And, in these times.... A ROLL OF PAPER TOWELS?!? Where are we gonna find one to replace it? I mean, I know a guy, but he charges big money for these and breaks legs if you don't come thru on the repayment.... LadyRanger and I realized at once that we need to make Daisy aware of the ENORMITY of her crime! We went to find her and talk to her, heart-to-heart. What did we find? The very protrait of a self-satisfied kitten.

It needed killin'
This is why we can't have nice normal, everyday household items.... <sigh>.
We hope your week has seen less destruction. We hope for you a great week ahead! Stay Safe!
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